Come one! Come everybody! Friday is once again Inebriation Celebration Day! Hosted by none other than the "Most Dope, Dead Sexiest, Super Cool, Radically Spontaneous, Hyper Awesome Dude" known to you all as 'Bootleghump!'
That's right folks, get a chance to hang with the legend himself in his natural state: DRUNK! Festivities start around 7pm in the Kitsap area, and there is NO TELLING WHAT MAY HAPPEN!!!!!?!!?!! Dancing, streaking, drunken orgies you NEVER KNOW!
So be there, wherever there is, and be ready to be inebriated to celebrate this week's greatest holiday: INEBRIATION CELEBRATION DAY! Friday Friday Friday!
Disclaimer: Side Effects may include but are not limited to; nausea, vomiting, herpes, pregnancy, loss of eyesight, deafness, arthritis of the pancreas, colon cancer, financial debt, liver problems, depression and death. Do not participate if you suffer from a history of drunk dialing, drunk texting or drunk driving. See a doctor immediately if you feel sober or enlightened in any way. Bootleghump! will not be help responsible for any of these side effects and anything else your drunk stupid ass decides to do friday night. Go fuck yourself, thanks.
That's right folks, get a chance to hang with the legend himself in his natural state: DRUNK! Festivities start around 7pm in the Kitsap area, and there is NO TELLING WHAT MAY HAPPEN!!!!!?!!?!! Dancing, streaking, drunken orgies you NEVER KNOW!
So be there, wherever there is, and be ready to be inebriated to celebrate this week's greatest holiday: INEBRIATION CELEBRATION DAY! Friday Friday Friday!
Disclaimer: Side Effects may include but are not limited to; nausea, vomiting, herpes, pregnancy, loss of eyesight, deafness, arthritis of the pancreas, colon cancer, financial debt, liver problems, depression and death. Do not participate if you suffer from a history of drunk dialing, drunk texting or drunk driving. See a doctor immediately if you feel sober or enlightened in any way. Bootleghump! will not be help responsible for any of these side effects and anything else your drunk stupid ass decides to do friday night. Go fuck yourself, thanks.