age: 36 (Mar 19, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2002

occupation: Arcade worker, pinball fixer, Tempest master. CHALLENGE ME IF YOU DARE

i lost my virginity: to a girl wearing a Knott's Berry Farm uniform.

gets me hot: Asses, rollerderbies

most humbling moment: Watching "Leprechaun in the Hood". BY MYSELF.

makes me happy: Slurpees, blue skies, The Legend of Zelda

makes me sad: Dracula, the band Europe, flat tires

fantasy: The one where I'm flying through outer space and I shoot lazers from my eyes and I'm all PEWWW PEWWW and that shit's all BOOOOOOOM and I'm all FUCKIN RAD!!! and then my helmet lights up.

body mods: A tattoo. It's kind of stupid.

into: Late night videogame sessions, bad movies, people telling me what a great guy I am

stats: Small

sign: Not retarded enough to care