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So maybe this is the place where I can safely vent about what I do for a living and all the sex jokes that happen by "accident" while I'm working. I'm a personal trainer. I might need to change my city to protect my identity, but fuck it, if my clients find me, it means I found them. Best quotes that I've heard from clients in the past couple of weeks.
During one exercise, the tree, where the client climbs up and down her leg to stretch her hamstring.
"Do I need to keep going down?" Answer. Yes. 3rd time is the best. The delivery and both of us sliding into the gutter at the same time...priceless. Yes, please go down one more time.
Side bend stretch on the short box that opens up the hips and the waist in ways women have never been bent over before. I stretch a client she comes up and says,
"Oh my God. What did you do to me?" In the greatest, sexiest pseudo burlesque voice ever, that you wish you would hear every time your significant other rolls over and reaches for a cigarette.
Lastly this week, stretching a client during shoulder bridge by stretching her arms behind her. (Pilates is really just an excuse to make your Karma Sutra positions better by the way. Trust me. And so is yoga.) After I'm done stretching her, I ask her how did that feel? Her answer.....
"Better than sex."
I knew I was good, but that might be overrated. I just feel bad for her husband.
I hope I can keep my jobs and post on here. Shit that happens during my day by touching women all day to make them more flexible and their inner thighs stronger so they can feel like an 18 year old virgin again during sex, well, they're happy and they're significant others are hopefully just as happy from the tight little tunnel of love they get to venture down thanks to me. I've dated other Pilates instructors before, the Magic Circle is exactly that.
Look for me on xtranormal.com soon also under the same handle, bamboojesus.
So maybe this is the place where I can safely vent about what I do for a living and all the sex jokes that happen by "accident" while I'm working. I'm a personal trainer. I might need to change my city to protect my identity, but fuck it, if my clients find me, it means I found them. Best quotes that I've heard from clients in the past couple of weeks.
During one exercise, the tree, where the client climbs up and down her leg to stretch her hamstring.
"Do I need to keep going down?" Answer. Yes. 3rd time is the best. The delivery and both of us sliding into the gutter at the same time...priceless. Yes, please go down one more time.
Side bend stretch on the short box that opens up the hips and the waist in ways women have never been bent over before. I stretch a client she comes up and says,
"Oh my God. What did you do to me?" In the greatest, sexiest pseudo burlesque voice ever, that you wish you would hear every time your significant other rolls over and reaches for a cigarette.
Lastly this week, stretching a client during shoulder bridge by stretching her arms behind her. (Pilates is really just an excuse to make your Karma Sutra positions better by the way. Trust me. And so is yoga.) After I'm done stretching her, I ask her how did that feel? Her answer.....
"Better than sex."
I knew I was good, but that might be overrated. I just feel bad for her husband.
I hope I can keep my jobs and post on here. Shit that happens during my day by touching women all day to make them more flexible and their inner thighs stronger so they can feel like an 18 year old virgin again during sex, well, they're happy and they're significant others are hopefully just as happy from the tight little tunnel of love they get to venture down thanks to me. I've dated other Pilates instructors before, the Magic Circle is exactly that.
Look for me on xtranormal.com soon also under the same handle, bamboojesus. That is where I'm going to be posting this stuff.
Everything on this site is beautiful. The human body in its true essence of raw comfort, all joking aside, this is what I'm trying to accomplish with my clients day in and day out. Whether they are 45 or 22. I'm trying to get them to understand how beautiful they are. That yes working the outside is free when it comes to will of the mind, but so is what they put into their bodies and how they feel about them. Why don't more men appreciate what they have right in front of them? Men's distaste for imprecation keeps me employed sometimes. But when the husbands notice and tell the wife or girlfriend, I'm as happy as I can be because he's noticing her again and she's happy.
I'm as single as they come, but this site is completely different to me than anything else out there. One day I am going to share with my clients where they need to go on the internet. Go get comfortable with your body. Go get at least one fucking tattoo. The true liberation of beauty on this website, as I've said time and time again, restores my faith in humanity. To all of the SG Ladies. Thank you for sharing your beauty. You are a daily inspiration. Bamboo
During one exercise, the tree, where the client climbs up and down her leg to stretch her hamstring.
"Do I need to keep going down?" Answer. Yes. 3rd time is the best. The delivery and both of us sliding into the gutter at the same time...priceless. Yes, please go down one more time.
Side bend stretch on the short box that opens up the hips and the waist in ways women have never been bent over before. I stretch a client she comes up and says,
"Oh my God. What did you do to me?" In the greatest, sexiest pseudo burlesque voice ever, that you wish you would hear every time your significant other rolls over and reaches for a cigarette.
Lastly this week, stretching a client during shoulder bridge by stretching her arms behind her. (Pilates is really just an excuse to make your Karma Sutra positions better by the way. Trust me. And so is yoga.) After I'm done stretching her, I ask her how did that feel? Her answer.....
"Better than sex."
I knew I was good, but that might be overrated. I just feel bad for her husband.
I hope I can keep my jobs and post on here. Shit that happens during my day by touching women all day to make them more flexible and their inner thighs stronger so they can feel like an 18 year old virgin again during sex, well, they're happy and they're significant others are hopefully just as happy from the tight little tunnel of love they get to venture down thanks to me. I've dated other Pilates instructors before, the Magic Circle is exactly that.
Look for me on xtranormal.com soon also under the same handle, bamboojesus.