age: 35 (Jun 22, 1976)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2004

occupation: just a squirrel trying to get a nut

most humbling moment: everytime I masturbate, God kills a kitten

gets me hot: a lady on the street but a freak in the sheets

makes me happy: caffeine, spending time with good people, a good chemical haze, sunday morning coming down

sign: leo, the cowardly lion, the king of the God damn jungle

stats: somewhere in between barely big enough and much too much

fantasy: Well, you are there...I'm not being too forward am I? We snuggle for hours and talk about our feelings.

i lost my virginity: I'm thinking of teaming up with OJ. he can find the"real" killers and I can find my virginity. It just seems like if we pool our resources we'll have better luck...oh yeah, that is if he doesn't kill me

into: talkin' shit and swallowin' spit, fuckin' shit up, harshing your mellow, a little pokey-pokey now and again

body mods: holes in my nipples and pictures on my skin

makes me sad: sunday morning coming down, when all those kittens die.