About Me
"It puts the lotion on itself"
"It puts the lotion on itself"
"It puts the lotion on itself"
age: 38 (Jul 02, 1970)
MEMBER SINCE: September 2004
occupation: Urban Pioneer
stats: 80% capacity, thrusters at full.
gets me hot: The unexpected.
fantasy: That everyone would just get over it already and fuck!
sign: Iron Dog
makes me happy: See: Vices & Into.
I'm Back in Dallas.
Like any of you even missed me... wink
Today is my first full day back in Big D. If you ever get a chance to drive a shitload of stuff half way across the USA, drop it off, and then do it all over again with a shitload of animals...
Stop where you are, go to a pawn shop, buy a gun, buy a bullet, and eat it.
I-40 is fucking awesome. Or rather, the sights on I-40 are awesome. Until you've alomost crapped yourself in a moving truck when strong cross-winds try to blow you off of a mountain, you haven't lived.
I hear fireworks. That means I can almost go to bed. Hooray for beer.
Like any of you even missed me... wink
Today is my first full day back in Big D. If you ever get a chance to drive a shitload of stuff half way across the USA, drop it off, and then do it all over again with a shitload of animals...
Stop where you are, go to a pawn shop, buy a gun, buy a bullet, and eat it.
I-40 is fucking awesome. Or rather, the sights on I-40 are awesome. Until you've alomost crapped yourself in a moving truck when strong cross-winds try to blow you off of a mountain, you haven't lived.
I hear fireworks. That means I can almost go to bed. Hooray for beer.
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