age: 33 (Oct 29, 1979)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2004

occupation: Map maker, blogger

gets me hot: smart, funny, clever, laid back girls in tight t-shirts. yow.

makes me happy: nice days, good music, fresh beer

makes me sad: eskimo boots not worn by eskimos

most humbling moment: humblebrag

body mods: i am a cyborg

stats: 18 HR, 65 RBI

heroes: franklin, jefferson, washington, cookie monster

crush: christina hendricks & kat dennings

i lost my virginity: very happily

sign: "I'm Mike D and i'm a Scorpio"