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Glossolalia Black of OddCulture.com, as well as several thousand noms de plume over the course of the last two millennia.

Any time you meet me, I'll most likely be in the middle of writing something, or plotting my escape from this three-dimensional, one-way time system you yokels got.

age: 36 (Jun 28, 1972)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2005

occupation: ronin librarian/writer/photographer

i lost my virginity: too damn early

stats: chunky/old/still pretty

crush: my boyfriend misha

body mods: one tattoo two ear piercings a few unintentional scars

heroes: warren ellis, my mom

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JUNE 30, 2007 @ 08:10 PM | NO COMMENTS

The first time I ever did an international booty call (hi, Paul!) it was 2002, and it was fuck-ass cold February in Kent. So, even though we did get out and go to Northumbria and Abroath and London and even see Stonehenge in the pissing, pouring rain, we ended up staying in a lot of the two weeks we were there.

Usually those times were full of hash, long hot baths, and television... or some combination of all three.

I smoked so much hash that at first, I thought I was hallucinating this on some very-special history episode of Top of the Pops... when the Mariachi band comes in, it just highlights the vast bizarreness of that 17th century Paul Revere looking dude with the bullwhip. (Were Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich a precursor to Adam and the Ants?)



(The only reason I don't embed it here is because embedding was disabled. Bastards.)

I had to explain to Paul that it wasn't merely an age difference, that time. Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich are probably the weirdest, and oddly enough, most English band I have ever seen, simply cuz of this video.
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