Member: austie_jonez

austie_jonez is a 36 year-old in San Francisco, CA.

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LE

LE

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

AUG 07, 2004 10:53 PM

"austie jonez once told me i was the coyote trixter. he's the master of the cryptic complement which is also possibly an insult but you're not sure because he obviously knows what he's talking about."

davel

davel

San Francisco, CA
OLD SKOOL

JAN 21, 2004 01:01 PM

"austin doesn't tallk much, but when he does:
he usually says what needs to be said
that nobody else has the balls to say.
And his questions are even sharper than
his statements. Also he's my kind of funny.
Not your kind: my kind.
He rides a motorcycle, so chicks should dig him."

Olivia

Olivia

STAFF

Oakland, CA

OCT 23, 2003 03:24 AM

"austin is a deep, dark well. completely unknowable, yet it doesn't stop anyone from climbing down, or at least peering over the edge. it maybe deep, it may be dark, but it's not at all smelly. and as we all know, the coolest weird shit lies at the bottom of deep, dark wells."

belly

belly

United Kingdom
September 2002

SEP 27, 2003 04:36 PM

"when you are on the back of the swinny-cycle, you don't feel as if you are in any danger of dying in a horrible road accident. i trust austin."

etienne

etienne

New Zealand
February 2003

AUG 27, 2003 04:49 PM

"austin is the bra to my panties."

larina

larina

I'm lost
July 2002

JUN 28, 2003 11:50 PM

"HEY AUSTIE, YOU'RE SO FINE,
YOU'RE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND,
HEY AUSTIE
(clap clap, clap)
HEY AUSTIE!"