"The biggest "Ladies Man" I know.

(you loser)"

"Hello, nice to meet you :.)"

"He's so gorgeous he makes me faint "

""so what, you think staring at my tits will make you more mature?""

"Ur such a pimp."

"if only he'd have a profile picture that we could see his eyes in, i'm sure he'd have every sg falling under his loooooovespell.
"

"He is so hot, I had to lower my "you must be this age to ride this ride" to 20 , in the hopes he may someday make SWEET SWEET LOVE TO ME "

"Sexy, funny, great tastes in music and film...totally perfect. What can I say...I would totally stalk the boy "

"The best way to get to know this dude is to invite him over to your place - feed him girlie coolers and watch old 80s porn

he'll tell you all his secrets then pass out on your couch

....now don't me mean or I'll start sharing secrets"

"He owns a supa suit...that makes him cool as hell.

Don't believe anything he says about me - cause he's lieing!"