age: 39 (Apr 28, 1973)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2005

occupation: fucker

most humbling moment: getting my ass kicked by Fabio (ok, not really MY story, but I'm humbled vicariously)

stats: 5'8" 160 lbs of ripped ugly

body mods: tats, scars, frontal labotomy

sign: go figure

makes me sad: assholes with power

i lost my virginity: at age 14, on acid, captain morgan's and weed, in my stepmom's bedroom with an ugly woman 10 yrs older than me. then not again til I was 16, dammit

crush: all these hotties

gets me hot: what doesn't?

fantasy: oneways, twoways, threeways, fourways etc...

into: records, fiction, art