I've been really bummed out this past week.=( My mother-in-law and I aren't getting along. My crappy mattress finally gave out so now I have a pinched nerve in my neck and I can't use my right hand (of course I'm right handed). I know, wah fucking wah. My friend suggested cutoverload.com to cheer me up. I had heard of this site before. Basically it's a bunch of pictures of puppies and kittens (and one really tiny pony). I'm sorry, but that does nothing for me. I don't find puppies, kittens, or even other people's babies to be all that adorable (except celebrity babies, but they're genetically altered to be cute) What did cheer me up was watching Sin City last night. What a fucking amazing movie!!!

I'm getting married in September, yay! Why are wedding so damn expensive? I've only begun to plan things and I've already racked up a bill for over a $1,000. I've been to four weddings in my lifetime and at each one I felt uncomfortable and bored. I'll be damned if I let that happen at my wedding. I'm from the south, so BBQ and a good band constitutes as a bitchin time for me. Is there something wrong with me that I don't like fluffy kitchens and big elaborate weddings make me want to What kind of woman am I?

For the first time I'm alone in my house. T.V. isn't as fun to watch unless there's someone to drown out, so I'm going to take some pics of myself (once I find my camera ). I also want to take the time and mention how much I hate MSN message boards. It's like a moron fly strip for the world's most ignorant and shallow. It seriously makes me appreciate the humorous and educated opinions of others on SG. I guess I get what I pay for.

An Inconvenient Truth came today, via Netflix. I am madly in love with Netflix, what did I do before it? Oh yeah, racked up several late charges at Movie Gallery when I rented "Muffy, the Vampire Slayer" (worst porno ever) and was to embarrassed to go in and pay the fee.

This has been one of my worst winters ever! I'm from Alabama and these Missouri winters are killing me, smalls. I understand now why people make small talk about the weather, there's no one to get upset when you bitch about it. Alas, this week has been warm and sunny. I've been outside playing tackle football everyday (and I've lost 3 lbs).

I've been thinking about getting a new "tat" (now that I know that word pisses some people off I will use it mercilessly). I'm not sure what kind of "tat" I want to get, maybe some more "ink" done on my leg. I already have a black widow "tat" on my shin. I would really like to get a whole scene done. I'll think about what kind of "tat" I want some more later, "tat"

Reasons Why K-Fed continues to Reproduce



-thinks Cheetos is an effective form of contraceptive

-is currently in Phase 1 of evil plan to breed army of mediocre white rappers to mooch of pop-tarts

-was taught that more offspring greatly increases chances of getting into Heaven and stuff

-doesn't know/understand/believe that welfare is for actual poor people

-skipped that day in Biology when reproduction was explained

I have the biggest crush on John C. Reilly. When I saw him perform alongside Will Ferrall and Jack Black at the Oscars my heart leapt a little. Speaking of heart, Steve Buscemi and Gary Oldman hold a special place in there as well. I think it's in my nature to root for the underdog. (they didn't have a dog icon, so this is as close as it gets)

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