age: 29 (Sep 28, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2012

occupation: Arch-nemesis

gets me hot: Nerdy and intelligence brunettes.

fantasy: Zombie apocalypse

sign: With an "X"

crush: Zooey Deschanel

makes me sad: One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid and it makes me sad.

makes me happy: Surf rock guitar, banjo plucking, fifties rockabilly, sixties harmonizing, golden age beats and rhymes, scatting, crackling of vinyl records.

into: Music deliberation, Coen Brothers and Wes Anderson movies, Sherlock Holmes adaptations, Batman, Calvin and Hobbes, M.C. Ecsher, Glen E. Friedman photography, Bill Hicks, vinyl records, nostalgia, classic pin-up, documentaries on Netflix, Publix yogurt.

heroes: Ron Swanson