age: 35 (Mar 07, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2005

occupation: Full-time writer, part-time actor

most humbling moment: Learning that tap shoes do not grip linoleum as well as hardwood floors, in front of 300 people.

heroes: Hunter. Paul Newman. Neil Gaiman. Matthew Ryan. William Gibson. My dad. My dad most of all.

crush: Evangeline Lilly. Gah. Gaaah.

i lost my virginity: In the typical, awkward, endearing, and underwhelming way most boys do.

makes me sad: Human stupidity. Snow in March. When I fuck up shaving my head.

into: Film making. Telling stories. Pretending to be other people. Girls with great ink, big smiles, and a lot to say. Making stuff like this: www.certainlynever.com, www.gonehomefilms.com

body mods: Tats. Both upper arms, rib cage, over my heart. More to come. I try to limit myself to every six months for more ink.

fantasy: Wouldn't you like to know.

makes me happy: The first day it smells like baseball outside and you can tell that winter's broken. When the cats answer to their names. Cold beer. Hot sex. When I shave my head just right and it makes me feel like a different person.

gets me hot: A girl who knows how to throw a punch. That little dip at the hipbone.