artificial

dear trent,

yes, you cancelled two shows on february 27 & 28th, but you played in quebec city LAST NIGHT. why why why why why have you cancelled tonight's show? i have been waiting for this for seven years.

you have two options: play tonight, or give me mad monkey sex. or both. i'm really not picky.

love,
me.

i need to get out of this updating-once-a-month rut.

spending an hour on the bus, sometimes more, each way to work is not conducive to sanity. i'm getting very close to getting in a bus brawl with the little shits who can't control themselves. i mean, being drunk on a bus at three in the morning on the last bus [aka the drunk bus] is...
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http://www.youngcuts.com
vote for MARK ZANIN

i know these guys.
also, i am a corpse in this. for all of a brief second.

WHOO! VOTE!

danke!

Aww, fuck. New year's eve, & I'm working at the restaurant.

Howeverrr, it's my last shift! Hooray! I got an awesome job promotion with the other job & I start on Monday. Nervous & excited, but I know it will be funfunfun. I never thought I'd say that about retail.

Enjoy the festivities. Hopefully I'll manage to get superdrunk for midnight cos I've got an...
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five minute 'ween costume:

work morning shift at first job.
pick up $5 fairy wings at old navy, because they're FIVE DOLLARS & you're obsessed with fairy wings.
get to second job.
have the other server inform you that a 'ween costume is mandatory, even though you were told that you COULD wear one, not that you HAD TO.

roll up black uniform pants to...
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i'm going to montreal to see the dresden dolls!

eeeEEEeeeEEEeee.


back tomorrow. stupid work.
i need a REAL vacation.

name change o rama.
if you were wondering where i disappeared to.

not much to report, just a whole lot of work,
'n drinking,
'n work.
lather, rinse, repeat.

however, there are new picamatures. yay!

oh, & i found a delicious new wine -- francis ford coppola makes a claret that is divine. however, the lcbo has been out of it since thanksgiving, &...
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hahaha!

i had my night of drunken debauchery. for those of you who weren't watching the cam feed: YOU LOSE!

sushi + sake + too many smirnoff ices = doing the "where's my clothing" hunt the following morning.

peektures will come.

thanks for the birthday wishes .

so.

i have not been here much.
learning PHP & MySQL & trying to tweak an IPB.

plus full-time craptacular work.

three things i need right now:
a backrub.
a cleaning lady.
& patience.

a night of drunken debauchery would be nice, also.

hot damn.
i am now working two jobs, which is going to rock the bank account, but slowly drain my dying social life.
ehh, that's stupid. i know i'll always be up for a night out, sleep deprivation or no.

speaking of which, i could use a beer.
it would go really well with all of the ps2 games i've been playing -- hello, addict!