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Well kids, I'm packing up my corporate bags once more & heading to the store I started at .. two years ago. We have four locations in town & I've been to every one. It's kind of nice to be coming "home".

School starts next Friday, classes for me kick off on Saturday at nine am with Human Sexuality. I'm ridiculously excited for this class,...
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I have to say, I'm not a fan of the way this username / alias change is being handled. An email notification would have been nice, or hey, when the helpdesk tells me they've changed my name, they should have done it. & hey, ignoring my posts on the forums is good PR, too.

Blee.
In any case, I figured out the reason why I...
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The roommate had never experienced the joys of Peeps In The Microwave, so we loaded our arms full of pink-purple-yellow fun & did just that. I'm regretting not picking up toothpicks as well, because very little beats a Peep Duel.

Especially when you get to devour the loser.

I've learned that spending $10 on a bag on mini eggs that can be inhaled in one minute, tops, is not economically practical. Goddamn things are made out of crack.

I'M FREEEEEEEEEE!

Well, sort of.
I finished the paper from hell, that was in lieu of a final exam, but due before exams started -- STINK. Now I get to deal with three more weeks of retail hell, until the new year heralds in the slowest period of the year. HOORAY! Then I get to take a vacation!!

You have no idea how excited I...
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OI fuckers, i'm back!

what's new?:

.. took out my left nipple piercing, got the right one done instead.
.. got my nape pierced FINALLY.
.. got some wicked ass stars tattoo'ed on my chest. [look at picture!]
.. moved into an apartment with an awesome roommate who is not a psychopath hippie.
.. GOT PROMOTED[!!].
.. dyed my hair brown. dark brown. freshly dyed,...
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so. i go away for a while & sg changes.

i like.

i hate hate hate apartment hunting, especially when it's so close to back to school & all the students have snapped up the awesome + cheap apartments. BOOOOOOOURNS.

POOP.

i am not so good at this whole updating thing:
.. two of my friends are getting married, so i bought an awesome dress with little sharks all over it.
.. work is still work, but it's going well, & once i move i won't have to sit on the bus for THREE HOURS A DAY.
.. it's gross & rainy out, which makes...
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dear trent,

yes, you cancelled two shows on february 27 & 28th, but you played in quebec city LAST NIGHT. why why why why why have you cancelled tonight's show? i have been waiting for this for seven years.

you have two options: play tonight, or give me mad monkey sex. or both. i'm really not picky.

love,
me.

i need to get out of this updating-once-a-month rut.

spending an hour on the bus, sometimes more, each way to work is not conducive to sanity. i'm getting very close to getting in a bus brawl with the little shits who can't control themselves. i mean, being drunk on a bus at three in the morning on the last bus [aka the drunk bus] is...
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http://www.youngcuts.com
vote for MARK ZANIN

i know these guys.
also, i am a corpse in this. for all of a brief second.

WHOO! VOTE!

danke!

Aww, fuck. New year's eve, & I'm working at the restaurant.

Howeverrr, it's my last shift! Hooray! I got an awesome job promotion with the other job & I start on Monday. Nervous & excited, but I know it will be funfunfun. I never thought I'd say that about retail.

Enjoy the festivities. Hopefully I'll manage to get superdrunk for midnight cos I've got an...
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