age: 34 (Dec 10, 1978)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2009

occupation: Detective to the Stars...but no one is that famous.

i lost my virginity: to pirates.

fantasy: All fantasy sales are final. No returns, no exchanges.

heroes: Herman Blume, Hank Chinaski, Calvin

sign: Year of the Horse

makes me sad: cakes that fall, spoiled children, bad luck, pretension beyond intelligence,

makes me happy: when I can make others happy, a well-made dessert, anything that makes my heart pound really fast (as it doesn't happen often), orange juice, haircuts in complete silence, dark humor, a hot shower (especially after working out)

gets me hot: freckles, red hair, and pale skin

into: reading about people not like me, photography (wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more, say no more), learning until my brain spontaneously combusts, women who look like they belong in a 1950s' film noir, cooking

body mods: all my holes are natural and I haven't joined the ink and paint club, yet.