About Me

Not now I have a fucking headache..

age: 96 (Jan 01, 1914)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2007

occupation: P.O.S

makes me happy: A large clown body count or a good bowel movement.

into: Not you.

crush: The vise on my nuts.

most humbling moment: Everytime I open my fucking mouth.

i lost my virginity: Nope I keep it locked in a box somewhere.