age: 29 (Oct 07, 1983)
MEMBER SINCE: September 2002
occupation: enter soundman.
heroes: Lettuce, Tomato, Turkey, and Mayo
sign: astrology is based on shit
gets me hot: stove-tops, blowdryers, fire, heat in general
into: yo, im into so much shit it's CRAZY! ARRRR!
i lost my virginity: to your mother.... OH! DAMN!
body mods: CJ logo on right arm, band of bullets/black flag bars/pink floyd prism on left. DIY star/cross on left. DIY skull on leg. Kramer on back.
most humbling moment: what the fuck does that mean? when i shit my pants in buckingham palace.
fantasy: to be murdered by large-breasted shemales
makes me happy: Sleeping, leaving work, people who wear clothes that are conducive to good mic placement
makes me sad: Shrinkage
I really am only writing this to see what time it says on my blog. its 10:45pm right now and my spacebar is broken so im pushing a little piece of rubber that looks like a mosquito nipple instead of my normal spacebar.
im not pleased.
im not pleased.






















Kay