age: 29 (Oct 07, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2002

occupation: enter soundman.

heroes: Lettuce, Tomato, Turkey, and Mayo

sign: astrology is based on shit

gets me hot: stove-tops, blowdryers, fire, heat in general

into: yo, im into so much shit it's CRAZY! ARRRR!

i lost my virginity: to your mother.... OH! DAMN!

body mods: CJ logo on right arm, band of bullets/black flag bars/pink floyd prism on left. DIY star/cross on left. DIY skull on leg. Kramer on back.

most humbling moment: what the fuck does that mean? when i shit my pants in buckingham palace.

fantasy: to be murdered by large-breasted shemales

makes me happy: Sleeping, leaving work, people who wear clothes that are conducive to good mic placement

makes me sad: Shrinkage