age: 33 (Feb 16, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2004

occupation: Editor

fantasy: Thinking of clever things for my profile.

into: Power

makes me sad: Depression

most humbling moment: Receiving a testicular sonogram from the homecoming queen.

crush: My co-workers

i lost my virginity: Yes

stats: Ripped

makes me happy: Napa Valley

gets me hot: Republicans