Dentisist are trying to take over the world, and heres proof: Cavities do not exist. They are simply created when the dentist uses the pic, ostensibly to clean the "plaque" from your teeth. They then charge your insurance company extra to have the cavity removed. What they do with this money is the true conspiracy. They are using the money to create a secret base on Mars, where they will create a utopian society and nuke the Earth. Dentists supposedly have the highest suicide rate of all professions. This is not true. They fake their own suicides, than take off in secret rockets for Mars. The base is under the icecaps, where Nasa cant detect them with infrared scans. In nine years they will have all the equipment they need, and the Dental War will begin. I know this because of a conversation I overheard between the two dentists I saw last week.
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Little do they know that GWAR are the true rulers of Antarctica, and will put an end to this nefarious scheme...