MEMBER SINCE: February 2009

occupation: Time Buyer

i lost my virginity: 2 times out of 3

into: Things I oughtn't be

makes me sad: Bigotry, Condescension, Greed, Hatred, Violence, Jerks

body mods: Scars

sign: STOP, YIELD, ONE WAY, NO TRESPASSING, CAUTION ZOMBIES AHEAD,

fantasy: Abducted by thin pancakes from space and forced to toil in their underground powdered sugar mines. "Get your hands off me you damn dirty crepes!"

gets me hot: Playful girls, cute laughs, whispers, sordid escapes, Japanese Schoolgirls, girls who laugh at my stupid jokes.

makes me happy: Jubilant exuberance, good poetry and prose, a good idea, a playful striptease, and girls what ain't got no clothes on.

most humbling moment: Each successive moment.

heroes: Cal Coolidge, Ron Reagan, Jack Kerouac, Stephen Hawking, John Cleese