age: 37 (Aug 17, 1974)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2003

occupation: aspiring writer, recovering musician, office mail wrangler

fantasy: I'll need you to sign the waiver before you read it.

sign: "Yield", "Do Not Enter", "Duck Crossing".

most humbling moment: There is at least one for me, every day.

i lost my virginity: Perhaps YOU have it!

heroes: Hiro Nakamura, Douglas Hall, Superman, Phillip Fry, my parents, my best friend Nikki.

gets me hot: Black boots on hot women; ravishing redheads; scorching blondes; bombastic brunettes; Japanese swords and knife collections.

makes me happy: Being a dorque; playing, listening and appreciating music; aimless writing / drawing (and the time to do it!); occasionally cooking; PS2 (especially Katamari Damacy and WLK!); Nintendo DS Lite; laughing; visiting libraries and museums; getting people to laugh, the feeling I get after a great workout.

into: Music, writing, science-fiction, absolute absurdity, stand-up comedy, driving aimlessly (obviously when gas prices are good), nice walks, movies, coffee / tea shops, privacy, people watching, playing pool, serial napping, hanging out with friends, TV, live music, working out at the gym, conversations...and homemade pornography with you.

crush: "Redheads, not warheads! Blondes, not bombs! Brunettes, not fighter jets!"

makes me sad: Wasted food, abandoned animals, global government conspiracy, disharmony.