age: 38 (Aug 17, 1974)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2003

occupation: aspiring writer, recovering musician, office mail wrangler

most humbling moment: There is at least one for me, every day.

body mods: My body itself is a mod.

i lost my virginity: Perhaps YOU have it!

heroes: Hiro Nakamura, Douglas Hall, Superman, Phillip Fry, my parents, my best friend Nikki.

fantasy: I'll need you to sign the waiver before you read it.

gets me hot: Black boots on hot women; ravishing redheads; scorching blondes; bombastic brunettes; Japanese swords and knife collections.

makes me happy: Being a dorque; playing, listening and appreciating music; aimless writing / drawing (and the time to do it!); occasionally cooking; PS2 (especially Katamari Damacy and WLK!); Nintendo DS Lite; laughing; visiting libraries and museums; getting people to laugh, the feeling I get after a great workout.

sign: "Yield", "Do Not Enter", "Duck Crossing".

makes me sad: Wasted food, abandoned animals, global government conspiracy, disharmony.

crush: "Redheads, not warheads! Blondes, not bombs! Brunettes, not fighter jets!"