today i heard a new toast that will be forever burned into my memory......
holding up a shotglass full of jamesons whiskey my friend said and i quote
"if my dog could piss this stuff
and i thought he could piss enough
i would tie his tail to my bed
and suck his dick till we were both found dead"
who the fuck says there is nothing poetic in our modern day?
holding up a shotglass full of jamesons whiskey my friend said and i quote
"if my dog could piss this stuff
and i thought he could piss enough
i would tie his tail to my bed
and suck his dick till we were both found dead"
who the fuck says there is nothing poetic in our modern day?