age: 30 (Dec 04, 1982)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2004

occupation: retired wet nurse

gets me hot: prospect of being photographed

body mods: yes, thank you

crush: plastic dream voices

stats: disproportionate

fantasy: viciously assulting a mysoginst

makes me sad: spelling, lying liars, catatonics, hubbs, smiling and nodding, mistakes

makes me happy: tiny love my grover Pants, talks with big brother, elipces, hubbs, mistakes

i lost my virginity: he was a paperboy he is a convicted rapist

into: broken people, the past, conceptualism, witty innuendo laced conversations, mockery, intelligence

most humbling moment: falling off at the grammer rodeo