I finally got to fly for the 1st time in 3 weeks. UAVs are way too weather-sensitive and Arizona weather sucks. I've decided that posting jokes for every blog makes me not seem like a real person so I'm gonna try to steer away from that. I have 4 years and 9 months left on my contract with the Army. I can't wait to be out. I'm proud to serve and will always be proud of my time in service but I'm getting sick of the bullshit. It keeps becoming a shittier and shittier deal to serve your country every fucking day. Especially now that they're cracking down on tattoos. I understand not wanting people to have tattoos that are visible in uniform somewhat but a neck tat that barely shows should not be a problem. They're also trying to ban sleeves right now. I'm gonna get a 1950's comic book style zombie sleeve really soon here before that rule passes so that they have to grandfather it in (meaning if you already have it, you don't have to get rid of it but if you don't, you're not allowed to get one). I should probably go to sleep soon after I finish this rum and coke. Fuck it. I can't resist a good (or bad) joke.
Boy: Give me a blowjob.
Girl: Could you be a little more romantic?
Boy: Give me a blowjob in the rain.
Boy: Give me a blowjob.
Girl: Could you be a little more romantic?
Boy: Give me a blowjob in the rain.
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Class A's will have been entirely by ASU's next year on a sidenote.