amberambles

My Rhyme:

I'm hot like a blind man
listening to porn
cute like a baby doll
before it gets born
mismatched like the kernels
on indian corn
like a friendship bracelet
that's never been worn.

I'm fake like a plastic deer
on an urban lawn
I'm a birkenstock boy
with his socks still on
I'm a shadow in a room
before the lights turn on...
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This is life
over twenty one
staring straight down the barrel
of a Duck Hunt gun

This is life
so fuck and fight
Ain't never gonna win
on The Price is Right

This is life
Nine to Five
Get ready for years
You're barely alive.

-Mellow.

I don't take my schizophrenia medicine because it makes my psychic powers go away.

Elevators are the hands that masturbate the cities' lonely, erect towers. With great pleasure they do this dutifully, up and down and up and down. In return for their services they receive semi-erotic button pushes from all manner of clients.

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(what, I can't have html?)

Smokey the Barbie no longer has to be ashamed of her exposed no-no places...only her massive plastic cameltoe.

Have you ever had one of those days where you think someone is going to die in your bathtub, but then they don't?

I have.