age: 32 (Sep 20, 1979)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2005

occupation: Nuisance Wildlife Technician.. I catch critters

stats: 5'9", various bits

into: running, jumping, climbing trees, midget porn

i lost my virginity: at Chuckie Cheese

most humbling moment: If I told, it would be humiliating instead of humbling, wouldn't it?

makes me sad: so-called "progress", dead puppies and 80% of the human population.

crush: Rufus, the world's most purrfect cat

makes me happy: nature, puppies, spinning in circles and making no damn sense to anyone but me.

body mods: tattoos on both upper arms, saving for back piece I want to get my nipples pierced, but I can't find any dangly faeries. What's the point if I can have faeries?

fantasy: I can only say this, it involves a LOT of peanut butter.

sign: Virgo