I don't need my cell phone to play video games or access the internet or double as a walkie talkie - I just need it to make a phone call. Why is getting to level four of tomb raider no problem but to have a simple conversation i have to stand on a hilltop with my nuts wrapped in tinfoil? When it comes to cell phones, i just need the basics: something that rings at in appropriate moments, interferes with airplane safety, and gives me a brain tumor.

I don't need my cell phone to play video games or access the internet or double as a walkie talkie - I just need it to make a phone call. Why is getting to level four of tomb raider no problem but to have a simple conversation i have to stand on a hilltop with my nuts wrapped in tinfoil? When it comes to cell phones, i just need the basics: something that rings at in appropriate moments, interferes with airplane safety, and gives me a brain tumor.