age: 22 (Feb 28, 1986)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2006

occupation: Snake Oil Salesman/Inventor of Photoshop

i lost my virginity: And so can you.

sign: "Stop throwing your trash onto my lawn." -Your neighbor

stats: Tall as hell, skinny as fuck.

heroes: Most of them are either dead, drunk, or depressed. Or some combination of the three.

body mods: Eyebrow piercing. Interchangeable hands (Laser gun, chainsaw, net launcher, cuisinart, dremel tool, weedwhacker, etc...)

fantasy: ****ing a ***** with a *********** while wearing a ****** and ******. ******** and *************** ****** probably wouldn't hurt either. Unless you ******* with the ******* of course. God, that'd be hot.

most humbling moment: Losing the first place prize in the 58th Annual SoCal Breakdance Off to my rival, Michael "Boogaloo Shrimp" Chambers.