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agentaeonlikes military gear, girls, food, and boys.

I’m private

age: 25 (Oct 31, 1982)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2002

occupation: slacker, drama queen

gets me hot: not having to pay for sex, boys in bands, peircings, technology

body mods: circuits, a star, and cartoon charecters...assorted chunks of metal here and there

why i did sg: boobies. i love boobies.

crush: anyone with eyeliner and a cock.

sign: Scorpio

fantasy: to one day be able to sit around in my house naked all day with nude boys rubbing my feet and commenting about how amazing it is that I just happened to somehow win the lottery 4 times in a row.

into: things which do not suck, the color blue, shiny metal things, boys, girls, food, breathing, walking, eating, loud music, feeding the computer my brainmush, military gear, technology

stats: semi awake.

i lost my virginity: while drunk, young and stupid

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Thursday

SEPTEMBER 25, 2003 @ 09:04 PM | 10 COMMENTS

Well, I think it's pretty damn obvious that I'm never on here. I've been begged by everyone and they momma to model for this site and although, granted, it's a fuckin' lovely site, there are certain...circumstances that prevent me from doing so. You may or may not find them out at a later date.

*takes a drag*

I've also heard a million times that a bunch of dirty rockstars read SG....godbless, I say. Makes me wonder. I'm on Gothicsluts.com and Barelyevil.com and I wonder who reads it. It's kind of slightly publicized that famous dorks read this, but who's reading that? *taps fingers on chin* WHO INDEED.
If you are famous, and reading this. Email me. Let's make beautiful fucking famous babies.

On second thought....

*laughs again*

*takes another drag*

I wish I was poetic. Then I could rant like the rest and be "misunderstood".
Jesus I hate that. I hate overly analytical people who feel the need to write crypticlly with no purpose other than to appear deep and confuse people so they can come back with things like "I dont get you" or "you're so deep" and then the author can cry and say "oh, I'm so misunderstood".

That being said, TheSTART is one of the best fucking bands in the world.

Goodnight people. My vodka calls.

*kisses*
-=Aeon

UnnecessaryZ

Astoria, NY

July 2003

SEP 30, 2003 02:34 PM

You don't have to be poetic to rant and be misunderstood. I'd like to think I'm those things by way of comedy and belligerency. I like your bands, so that mean I care...except for Sum41.

trilobyte

Black Rock City, NV

February 2003

OCT 01, 2003 12:27 AM

Whatever you do, don't model for this site... You don't need my advice, though...

I wouldn't say a bunch, there are a few... an occasional few.

Wouldn't poetic and understood be pretty fucking hot? I mean, being understood is part of that whole road to fame and celebrity. Ideally I think the famous people want to fuck you because it gives them a thrill...

trilo

trilobyte

Black Rock City, NV

February 2003

OCT 01, 2003 08:09 PM

very well put...

trilo

ILOAD2

Santa Cruz, CA

April 2003

OCT 09, 2003 06:27 PM

Ahahaha!...
Hell A...
So. cal people crack me up..

projectnova

San Francisco, CA

July 2002

OCT 10, 2003 04:03 AM

Meghan is silly. and i'm a semi famous rockstar, so :p you're already obliged to make some babies with me. biatch.

damnDi

Colorado Springs, CO

November 2002

OCT 11, 2003 05:16 AM

Hey,
Looking for new people to help break the madness and boredom here. I know... Try writting a letter! That would fuckin' put some change to my daily routine!
Address:
SPC Dan Keller
TF 1-68 AR Bco
Unit# 92615
APO AE 09323-2615

That's Iraq mind you so make it long if at all.