Dear Fucktard-Who-Thought-It-Would-Be-Cute-To-Put-Nails-In-The-Parking-Garage,
Thank you! I totally wanted to spend my entire day sitting at Wal-Mart The Store From Hell waiting to get my tires replaced for the grand total of $150. Because after all, I'm a college student, I've got money coming out of my ass to spend on my Worthless Piece Of Shit Car. Next time you get the bright idea to put nails in the garage for everyone to drive over, do us all a favor, lie down and wait for the feeling to pass, and then GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!! Please take your doucebaggery elsewhere, I don't want to have to deal with it!
Sincerely, Me
Thank you! I totally wanted to spend my entire day sitting at Wal-Mart The Store From Hell waiting to get my tires replaced for the grand total of $150. Because after all, I'm a college student, I've got money coming out of my ass to spend on my Worthless Piece Of Shit Car. Next time you get the bright idea to put nails in the garage for everyone to drive over, do us all a favor, lie down and wait for the feeling to pass, and then GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!! Please take your doucebaggery elsewhere, I don't want to have to deal with it!
Sincerely, Me