Just B/C I Blog About Britney Doesn't Mean I'm A Poser
I never thought there would come a day when I would be glued to the internet insatiably fascinated by the press shit storm causing pop tart that is Britney Spears. But, there's a time for everything. And now is the time to be glued to the net insatiably fascinated by the press shit storm causing pop tart that is Britney Spears!!!!
In case you're living under a rock, she FILED FOR DIVORCE!!! AMAZING!!!! Oh my god, I'm so excited! Bitch is better off without him!! This is going to be the best divorce of the year! Macca and that lying bitch Heather Mills are SO three days ago!!! TEAM BRITNEY!!!! She's ditching the Federjerk, cutting off his money, taking his kids, and getting to ready to make her Big Comeback! She's going to grab all of those other little pop princesses by the hair and drop kick them into oblivion! Are you as excited as I am? I hope so!!! Get ready for the changing hair! The see through clothing! The killer snakes! The whiny "listen to me fake an orgasm" hit songs! The controversial tours! The gum chewing!!! It's about go into high gear!
I never thought there would come a day when I would be glued to the internet insatiably fascinated by the press shit storm causing pop tart that is Britney Spears. But, there's a time for everything. And now is the time to be glued to the net insatiably fascinated by the press shit storm causing pop tart that is Britney Spears!!!!
In case you're living under a rock, she FILED FOR DIVORCE!!! AMAZING!!!! Oh my god, I'm so excited! Bitch is better off without him!! This is going to be the best divorce of the year! Macca and that lying bitch Heather Mills are SO three days ago!!! TEAM BRITNEY!!!! She's ditching the Federjerk, cutting off his money, taking his kids, and getting to ready to make her Big Comeback! She's going to grab all of those other little pop princesses by the hair and drop kick them into oblivion! Are you as excited as I am? I hope so!!! Get ready for the changing hair! The see through clothing! The killer snakes! The whiny "listen to me fake an orgasm" hit songs! The controversial tours! The gum chewing!!! It's about go into high gear!
crispy_boy:
HAHAHA. Actually, the cast party for 'Angels in America' this Friday is themed 'Britney and KFed Split.' I want to come as Sean Preston (their first son) and walk around the party asking if anyone has seen my mommy.