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i am once again in love with cheese popcorn! i used to eat it all the time when i was a kid. i started looking for it again 6 months ago and was unlucky. finally found some yesterday! i am in heaven! smile

oh cheese popcorn how i love thee! love
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american_exile:
well, I believe Ill send some monkeys to train in the fine mystic art of dentistry next. SO that they can get popcorn and rib meat out from my teeth. Tooth picks are in short order and there's enough monkeys to go around And for that Waste of sperm and egg Pat robertson, We are working on a special "treat" you could say. I believe an assasination squad would be appropriate for him.not just any though, Besides flinging poo perhaps your aware of Monkeys other rapid firing solitary habits? ooo aaa
djsilverman:
thanks for the oklahoma offer. if only we could transport people and equipment star trek style. I've got lots of peeps searching for the right stuff. Hopefully everything will work out so we can shoot by the end of this month. whatever
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oh shit donkey!

i so don't want to be at work right now. i need to sleep some more. i can't wait 'till i'm a millionair so i can afford to sleep. but i'm sure that even though i have the chance to sleep in every day, i'll wake up even earlier than i do now. suck ass.

oh well.
have a great day everyone! smile
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american_exile:
If man created webcams then they were by far the best invention since slice bread(is that really an invention) Of course Im convinced i may have had a religous moment last night.(funny, i feel that way almost every time im around her) anyways has work improved?
american_exile:
You go Girl! stick it to them cheap ass crossbeares! I wholeheatedly agree with you that they should be taxed on all fundraising activites since alot of that money is then given to politicians. And that motherfucking priest should be drivin a 500 dollar rice burner. charge 'em double! FUCK EM!
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sob, sob, sniffle, squeak!

well, the other people got the house. frown but ya know what? it's not that bad because some unexpected fees were going to come up at closing that we couldn't afford because our realtor and finance lady are dumbass'!

okay, we told our finance lady that we had NO money to put up for a down payment or any closing costs. we...
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american_exile:
oh, booties. now i get it. god i can be slow sometimes. Well, Im sure that house had to be plagued by poltergeists, you know they never tell about that. leaky plumbing maybe but never soul devouring spirits of the dead. Keep saving though, eventually you'll find the house thats right smile
rodbrit39:
Be thankful you're not hosue hunting in the UK right now..the market's gone crazy over the past couple of years wit prices shooting up well over 25 per cent. They're much more sensible i n contiental Europe where the majority still rent. There's a down size to buyingh in that we pump all our capital into a roof over our heads lavin g nothing for the fun things in life. We are a long time dead and I'm certain cash is not good in the here after..if there is one. But we do need to eliminate all the scumbag landlords. State provided housing can work, if properly managed.
BUt I guess that means we'd all have to be socialists. Anyway have fun with your $1500. kiss
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*gasp!*

oh no!

everyone hold their breath and think happy thoughts!

happy thoughts, happy thoughts, happy thoughts

fingers crossed!

now just keep it up until 8:00 pm central time today.

my new house depends upon it.

happy thoughts, happy thoughts, happy thoughts!

no one breath!!!

someone else submitted a bid along with ours. they could have bid more! if they did, i have no house!...
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allewar:
Good luck.
american_exile:
SO? How'd it go? Are you a homeowner now? the anticipation is too much biggrin
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4th of july was fun. didn't buy any fireworks though. they're a waste of money. instead i spent it on getting wasted, and wasted i got! i drank sooo much and went swimming. the only thing that sucks is i woke up monday morning and had bruises all over my right leg from the top of my knee cap all the way to down to...
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american_exile:
hey, that's a really nice house. looks like a great neighborhood. How can they say no to an offer they cant refuse? I mean once they see the horses head in theor bed im sure you'll be signing in no time. Or perhaps you were suggesting another offer? If that doesnt work tell them you know people in the army that no monkeys that fling poo ARRR!!! And There will be no exploding of any kind, thats unlady like biggrin
american_exile:
sounds like appropriate vengence. Dont forget to throw a snake in the mailbox of that no good realtor if they turn you down. BIG SMILE biggrin looks like im back to filling up your journal again blush
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hubby and i are starting to look into buying a house. i'm just so fucking tired of apartments and the assholes that run them. FUCKERS!!! mad

the search begins! wish me luck. smile
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rodbrit39:
Have patience...don't rush to buy the first home that takes your fancy. Once you think you've found the right place, again stand back and check everything fits your desired lifestyle. Try not to compromise. A home is more than just the front door key. But I wish you happy hunting. Love to see pics of your choice once you've done the deal.
bishopufb:
buying a house is really stressful.. but it's worth it.. you will own a tiny piece of america.. I'm thinking of renaming my little 1/8 of an acre I bought...plus.. you can't paint it whatever color you want.. and nobody can tell you differently...
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i need to learn to controll my arms. i like to throw things way too much. i just get mad at the dumbest things, and then we start fighting, and then i forget what we started fighting for, and that pisses me off even more. i picked up a glass ball and threw it against the wall. it accidently hit the star wars poster, the...
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paradigm2484:
Its good to releave some agression sometimes. Just not with material possesions that break and or people. Which kinda takes the fun out of it.
allewar:
Hey girl! where are you?
Are you busy throwing things?
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my husband and i just bought $15,000 worth of video equipment for only $5,000!!!! the dude that was selling had to leave the country or something. ha ha! his loss and our fuckin gain! and no, it wasn't stolen because he bought the shit from my work only 2 months ago. i think we'll sell it on ebay and make about $8,000 profit and go...
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loismustdie:
yeah i'm used to the whole christian outlook, but that was just weird to me...
bishopufb:
damn.. sounds like you guys got some crackhead prices
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it's raining, it's pouring
the old man is snoring
went to bed, bumped his head
and couldn't get up in the morning.

smile
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captaingroovy:
Funny I have no problem getting it up in the morning. But thats neither here nor there. I thought the movie was great. I just wonder about the microphone showing up in the office? It was a wonderful movie about not having any regrets in life. biggrin ARRR!!!
allewar:
it's from a movie?

It also sounds like what happened to me saturday night.

Had a good time with all my friends.
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captaingroovy:
aint that some bullshit? mad bad storms i suppose? Thats an oklahoma specialty biggrin
linz:
YUCKEEEEE!
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mmmmm... how i love strawberry cheesecake snowcones!! smile
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captaingroovy:
Damn that looks tasty. If you were to draw that I might get caught eating cast one day. And that would just lead to too many weird questions. biggrin biggrin
phelix:
WOW that sounds fantastic! I don't think we have snow cones in the UK! Quick some enterprising go-getter come over here and conquer this niche in the market you'll make your fortune