"Actionverb is a Bitchin' Camaro and a bar of Sexual Chocolate all rolled into one. We've been friends for more than a decade, so I think I'm qualified to say that he is one extremely cool dude. I'm a hell of a lot better off for having him as a friend. I think his roster of friends may be near capacity, but you may be able to persuade him to admit you in exchange for sweets and/or sexual favors. "