age: 31 (Feb 11, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2002

occupation: Teacher

gets me hot: Someone Showing Interest. Also, stockings.

makes me happy: Fine Scotch, Good Books, My Dog, DVD Commentary Tracks, Storms, Good Food

crush: Almost as numerous.

heroes: Benjamin Franklin, Stephen Colbert, John Kennedy Toole, Yukio Mishima

fantasy: Generally involves very assertive females, and sometimes sex.

body mods: Zero.

stats: Quite Average

sign: Aquarius

makes me sad: Death, Drama, Problems I Cannot Solve

i lost my virginity: and it was not my best showing.