
About Me
_schmoe is a long-haired, over-fed, leaping gnome, unopposed to refering to himself in the third person and has never punched a baby. if that doesn't make you want to get to know him/me, we don't know what will. a popsicle perhaps?
age: 31 (Aug 14, 1981)
MEMBER SINCE: November 2003
occupation: el studiente
makes me happy: sugar and spice and everything nice
heroes: dan quayle, ask me why
makes me sad: w
gets me hot: ladies that want to see me dance the hokey pokey
fantasy: too many to list. some too banal to admit.
So just started eating better. It's a drastic difference from what I was eating. Now I'm wondering if I was eating my feelings, because now I'm getting really introspective and emotional. Or if that's just coincidental.






