About Me

_schmoe is a long-haired, over-fed, leaping gnome, unopposed to refering to himself in the third person and has never punched a baby. if that doesn't make you want to get to know him/me, we don't know what will. a popsicle perhaps?

age: 26 (Aug 14, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2003

occupation: el studiente

fantasy: too many to list. some too banal to admit.

makes me sad: w

i lost my virginity: and the bitch won't give it back

heroes: dan quayle, ask me why

sign: slow children