About Me
_schmoe is a long-haired, over-fed, leaping gnome, unopposed to refering to himself in the third person and has never punched a baby. if that doesn't make you want to get to know him/me, we don't know what will. a popsicle perhaps?
age: 30 (Aug 14, 1981)
MEMBER SINCE: November 2003
occupation: el studiente
heroes: dan quayle, ask me why
i lost my virginity: and the bitch won't give it back
crush: i've got a thing for jeanene garofalo
makes me sad: w
makes me happy: sugar and spice and everything nice
BLOGS
so this girl asked me if i thought she should get implants.
i told her that it would definitely help her fill out her shirt.
she wanted to know if she should get c's or d's.
i said 19's.
her quizzical look wanted clarification.
nineteen inches...around.
the rust falling off the gears was audible.
your forarms.
nothing sexier than a chick with popeye arms.
i don't think i'll see her again.
i told her that it would definitely help her fill out her shirt.
she wanted to know if she should get c's or d's.
i said 19's.
her quizzical look wanted clarification.
nineteen inches...around.
the rust falling off the gears was audible.
your forarms.
nothing sexier than a chick with popeye arms.
i don't think i'll see her again.
APRIL 2011
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
Macarena