I first heard about genital piercing back in the early nineties when I was in college. I was reading an article in Playboy about the topic and was immediately transfixed -I had no idea people actually did this, all I knew was that it turned me on like nothing else. I was raised by fairly religulous parents, so I had a massive guilt complex already formed around my sexual desires -but I wanted desperately to find a woman who was into this. In Minnesota though, this is no small feat. So this idea would linger secretly in my mind for years.

A little more about me, on the surface I appear quite normal -your average mid-thirties straight guy. For years every woman I've dated I have told about my fantasy of getting pierced and her too -heavily pierced vaginas are like the world's largest turn on for me. I can't wait to find the perfect woman who either has her labias all pierced up, or even better, will do it for me.....but I digress. Anyway, with one exception, they've all thought I was some sort of perv for even knowing about it, much less actually being turned on by it. And all my relationships have eventually failed because I just can't feel genuinely connected to somebody who judges such an honest desire of mine. I'm a highly sexual person, and it has been my desire to have my sex marked by such a visible expression that I'm different from the average guy -because I am.

Anyway fast forward fifteen years to today -I woke up this morning and from deep within me I knew that today was the day. I cleared my schedule and shaved my cock bald, then called up Jesika at Saint Sabrina's in Uptown and made my appointment for like an hour later. There was no backing out now, and I was nervous as hell -I am about to willingly let somebody shove a huge needle into my dick. At this point I became insanely nervous and jittery. I have read BME experiences for years, so I knew I needed to go eat and raise my blood sugar, so I had three tacos and headed into the shop. I...

I first heard about genital piercing back in the early nineties when I was in college. I was reading an article in Playboy about the topic and was immediately transfixed -I had no idea people actually did this, all I knew was that it turned me on like nothing else. I was raised by fairly religulous parents, so I had a massive guilt complex already formed around my sexual desires -but I wanted desperately to find a woman who was into this. In Minnesota though, this is no small feat. So this idea would linger secretly in my mind for years.

A little more about me, on the surface I appear quite normal -your average mid-thirties straight guy. For years every woman I've dated I have told about my fantasy of getting pierced and her too -heavily pierced vaginas are like the world's largest turn on for me. I can't wait to find the perfect woman who either has her labias all pierced up, or even better, will do it for me.....but I digress. Anyway, with one exception, they've all thought I was some sort of perv for even knowing about it, much less actually being turned on by it. And all my relationships have eventually failed because I just can't feel genuinely connected to somebody who judges such an honest desire of mine. I'm a highly sexual person, and it has been my desire to have my sex marked by such a visible expression that I'm different from the average guy -because I am.

Anyway fast forward fifteen years to today -I woke up this morning and from deep within me I knew that today was the day. I cleared my schedule and shaved my cock bald, then called up Jesika at Saint Sabrina's in Uptown and made my appointment for like an hour later. There was no backing out now, and I was nervous as hell -I am about to willingly let somebody shove a huge needle into my dick. At this point I became insanely nervous and jittery. I have read BME experiences for years, so I knew I needed to go eat and raise my blood sugar, so I had three tacos and headed into the shop. I stammered out my name and that I was there for a PA (and I never stutter). I think the girls behind the counter thought this was cute or something because they were all very sweet to me.

I can't stress enough how awesome Jesika was -she was totally professional and immediately put me at ease. I filled out some paperwork, picked out my jewelry (6ga. circular barbell) and bam, there I was half naked on her table. When she put the receiving tube in my urethra, I actually thought she had pierced me, then she says "are you ready?" Fuck, then I saw the needle in her hand -a 6 ga. needle is friggin' huge, but I just told her "get on with it, the suspense is killing me." It hurt so little and was over so fast I didn't even say fuck. She threaded the balls on and I got dressed, tipped her and left. It didn't bleed or hurt at all, I was completely surprised.

I haven't been able to wipe the grin off my face ever since. I even peed and it still feels fine (and I can still pee standing up w/o any spray at all). I love the weight of it, it makes me constantly aware of my cock as I walk around. I had been expecting to get a 10ga., so I was a bit surprised when Jesika recommended I go with the six gauge, but it is so great I can't believe it. I came home and just stood naked in the mirror looking at it. In the immortal words of that blond idiot Paris Hilton, all I can say is "that's HOT!"

I'm currently single, so I'm just dying w/ anticipation waiting for the look on the the first girl's face who put's her hand down my pants. I haven't told anyone about it either, and even though it sounds cliche, I'm in love with the secret. It makes me feel so confident knowing that I had the balls to let someone shove a huge needle through my junk. I'm so proud that I've finally reached that point in my life where I honestly no longer give a fuck what other people think, and I can do what I want.

I do have one question though, and that is how does one jerk off with this thing in your dick? I guess I'll have to alter my methods Anyway, that's all for now, other than I'm already thinking of what to do next...... Anyone who has questions feel free to email me, I'm happy to share any advice I can.