age: 30 (May 29, 1982)
MEMBER SINCE: November 2004
occupation: Professional tease, Queen Dork, and everyone's bitch.
fantasy: Me and a room full of hot naked chicks.
sign: Watch for horns. Gemini girl born in the year of the dog.
heroes: VICTORIA CLAFLIN WOODHULL!!! Look her up.
i lost my virginity: To another novice in my sister's bed. Haha. Definately could have been worse.
most humbling moment: Anytime I've managed to bleed in front of other people, followed quickly by a DUI.
makes me sad: Mean people, being poor, getting stuck somewhere I hate, stupid ex-boyfriends, animal cruelty, when my kids cry, being lonely and bored.
body mods: Lobes stretched to 12g (CBRs), 14g horizontal barbell in left nipple, 14g barbell in standard upper navel. Tattoo of a star with the gemini and infinity symbols crossed inside to make an H. Too many scars to list, mucho ink on the way, including an H.R. Geiger's ALIEN half sleeve, a Dorian Cleavenger "Twins" legpiece, and a family memorial of a willow tree covering my back.
makes me happy: My man, my squids, driving around KC, roadtrips, being full, being stoned, sleeping, good music, any fuzzy animal, playing with makeup / hair / clothes, being a photowhore, live shows, making friends, spending time with people I love, SG!
stats: 5'9, 135, brown hair, grey eyes, glasses...40C-32-36. In other words, pretty damn tall with some boobs and no ass. Word.
gets me hot: A delicious meal, dom / sub, pulling hair, spanking, being tied up, garters and stockings, long legs, hot asses, beautiful girls, freckles, whispering in my ear while fucking.






















Augh! *insert charlie brown voice*
Things have been crazy around here. I got a new job, my SO got a new job, and now we have to move. I'm super busy for once - busier than I have been for the past few years, at least! Tonight is my first "friday night" - yep, on a Monday. I work Friday - Monday from 6:30am - 2:30pm as a dietary aide at an assisted living facility. What a change (and a good one) to finally be able to get out of the house and do something different. I feel like I've been trapped in a box for the past few years, for sure!
Trying to hook up with some old friends for a night out in KC, just having a couple of drinks, on a Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday - let me know if you wanna go play, fools.
Have a fabulous week, everyone! <3
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wynne