age: 40 (Jul 29, 1972)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2005

occupation: Writer/Actor

fantasy: People are kind and compassionate to one another. There is no greed.

makes me sad: ignorance

crush: Mrs. Wheaton

makes me happy: enlightenment

sign: Astrology is bullshit.

heroes: never meet your heroes, kids.

stats: STR 10 DEX 15 INT 17 WIS 16 CON 14 CHA 20

i lost my virginity: in an incredibly disappointing way.

gets me hot: the sun, capsaicin

into: Stuff that's awesome.