age: 36 (Dec 26, 1976)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2010

occupation: Corrupting the minds of the young and worshiping false gods.

sign: Capricorn. horny goat.

crush: Ineza, emily, river?

into: trashy oil paintings of Spanish galleons. good, honest food made with skill and love.

gets me hot:

fantasy: meeting the members of Foghat.

makes me happy: being with friends, intelligent rambling conversations not driven by exclusively pop culture acumen, having a few, MMJ, having gratitude for so many things, my niece Nora (what a beautiful new human being), the finches that sing in the AM in Boulder....smart birds the finches. cooking with quality ingredients, Global knives, big cutting board. women who think for themselves and not some Cosmo bullshit.

heroes: Cory McAbee, Chet Baker, Coltrane, dude from Dalek, Guy DeBord. Run DMC. All my grandparents. Alex Cox. my friend Ian.

makes me sad: undercooked hashbrowns at a hangover breakfast. c'mon? Mother's Cafe in Boulder, CO.....RIP.

i lost my virginity: at 15, in the back of a Ford Bronco parked in a yet to be built sub-division cul-de-sac. true romance American style.