I'm bored.
I'm under the influence of naughty narcotics.
Someone play with me.
Peas.
30 the filthy communist
P.S. I think I'm going to do some random journal commenting tonight. So if you're reading this because I just soiled your journal with some lame joke and you're wondering, "What the hell is this monkey doing?" please don't be alarmed.
The End.
Breakfast Cereal.
P.P.S. Just added some friends. Sorry if you're one of them.
15+15=30
I'm under the influence of naughty narcotics.
Someone play with me.
Peas.
30 the filthy communist
P.S. I think I'm going to do some random journal commenting tonight. So if you're reading this because I just soiled your journal with some lame joke and you're wondering, "What the hell is this monkey doing?" please don't be alarmed.
The End.
Breakfast Cereal.
P.P.S. Just added some friends. Sorry if you're one of them.
15+15=30
Ok, I have news, but it's really more like gossip. This news concerns my sister's boyfriend's older brother - for clarity's sake I'll call him "Joe".
"Joe" found his fiance in bed with another guy. "Joe" beat the shit out of this guy, putting him in a coma. Now "Joe" is in jail, awaiting trial and a possible sentance of 7 - 12 years in prison. If the guy in the coma dies, "Joe" will be looking at second degree murder.
Shit.
I don't at all condone what "Joe" did, but...
Shit.
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"Joe" found his fiance in bed with another guy. "Joe" beat the shit out of this guy, putting him in a coma. Now "Joe" is in jail, awaiting trial and a possible sentance of 7 - 12 years in prison. If the guy in the coma dies, "Joe" will be looking at second degree murder.
Shit.
I don't at all condone what "Joe" did, but...
Shit.
30
I got my wisdom tooth pulled without any problems. Just thought I'd tell you, because I know you were all worried. 
Nothing really new here, just thought I should update. Thanks for stopping by.
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Nothing really new here, just thought I should update. Thanks for stopping by.
30
FreakPirate needs some cheering up. Go tell him he rules. He's a damn cool guy and there's nothing I hate more than seeing a friend down in the dumps. So please, show the man some love.
I'm going to random journal comment today. So, if you're reading this because I just made some lame attempt at humor in your journal, please don't be freaked out because you don't know me. I'm bored, in a good mood and I want to make me some new pals (but I still love all my old pals). 
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P.S. Will you be my internet stalker?
P.P.S. You are rad.
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P.S. Will you be my internet stalker?
P.P.S. You are rad.
I have a new moniter. It is bigger than my old one and it's a flat screen.
I'm getting a wisdom tooth pulled on Saturday. That's good because it hurts.
I think that, if I ever moved to Canada, I'd start smoking pot again. I don't know why I'd move to Canada or why I'd smoke weed if I did, though.
The End
I'm getting a wisdom tooth pulled on Saturday. That's good because it hurts.
I think that, if I ever moved to Canada, I'd start smoking pot again. I don't know why I'd move to Canada or why I'd smoke weed if I did, though.
The End
The problem with us is that we give nothing away. Expect something in return and you'll always be disappointed.
