
age: 33 (Nov 24, 1979)
MEMBER SINCE: July 2003
occupation: Jizzmopper
into: Reading, comix, music, computer games, going for walks with my dog, corpse-shagging, normal stuff.
sign: How's My Driving? Call 0800 969 969 96
gets me hot: Fire, radiators, the sun
stats: I got big boobies and I'm tall.
body mods: No tats yet... Earrings and 10ml flesh tunnel
crush: Busta Rhymes, Orlando Bloom, Joey Lauren Adams, Andy Garcia, the keyboardist from the Fun Lovin Criminals, TheFuckOffKid cos he's sexy as Hell...
fantasy: to be a 1950s American teenager. To be courted by a romantic rich guy in a suit, and have a secret tattooed, pierced lover who was really dirty. Ooh and I really want my own bouncy castle, ball pool and real live bear.
i lost my virginity: dum de dum
makes me happy: Jelly, icecream, giggly babies, the Hoobs, fat waddly dogs, my bestest mate in the whole wide world, comics, cartoons, crazy people what talk to you in the street for no apparent reason, walking my dog on the beach, erm this coulod go on forever...
most humbling moment: It happens all the time. I'm well aware of how futile my existence is.
I'm always at my boyfriend's house these last few weeks, and his internet, despite supposedly being Broadband, is crap. So I'm missing SG lots but the alternative is to spend the time that I'm not looking after the elderly insane, running back an forth around Scarborough trying to ogle nekkid ladies and have a fun-filled sex life. Isn't life shit
Never mind cos in June I'm gonna get a flat with this boy hopefully, seems to be working out quite nicely, and then I shall come on here a lot more, which will enrich my life no end







suggs