Hello Essgeehrs!!

*spoilers*

Just a little update from your main mans' Metal Odyssey tour of Europe

To pick up from where I left off (Slovenian women are hot... HOT BILLY, SUPER HOT), I stayed in Ljublana while I was in Slovenia. The train ride there was amazing. It was through alot of Austria so there was mountains and green for as long as the eyes could see. Plus I met some cool German metal heads (are there any other kind?) who gave me lots of beer We found this really awesome theme bar called the Skeleton Bar. In it there were all these dancing skeletons behind glass, skeleton bats whizzing around our heads etc, and it was just a really great place to sit down and have drinks. Haha oh man and the drinks! 6EUR got you 800ml (800ML) of your cocktail. Needless to say Skeleton Jizz was my poision of choice and it destroyed me.


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After that we went to Tolmin for Metal Camp and I just say, move over Party San, I now have a new favourite festival! There was a river right next to the camp site so when you woke up hungover and stinking of sweat, you just grabbed and towel and went for a dip! The water was run-off from the mountains so it was fucking COLD, but thats probably what made it so awesome. Sinking beer with friends in a freezing lake while chatting up foreign women while listening to metal, that is what festivals should be like haha.

Haha oh man, and speaking of picking up women... Out of all the chicks I talked to that I maybe, juuuust maybe had a chance with (oh how I will sorely miss those Finnish sisters...) I ended up picking up what was definitively the biggest whore of the festival. I have pics to prove it but I can't upload at the moment... Hell my mate has a video of what happened, I'll be sure to link when its available I still had a great time, but in hindsight I don't know how she sleeps at night haha.

MESHUGGAH!!!! Holy fucking shit Meshuggah.

Hello Essgeehrs!!

Just a little update from your main mans' Metal Odyssey tour of Europe

To pick up from where I left off (Slovenian women are hot... HOT BILLY, SUPER HOT), I stayed in Ljublana while I was in Slovenia. The train ride there was amazing. It was through alot of Austria so there was mountains and green for as long as the eyes could see. Plus I met some cool German metal heads (are there any other kind?) who gave me lots of beer We found this really awesome theme bar called the Skeleton Bar. In it there were all these dancing skeletons behind glass, skeleton bats whizzing around our heads etc, and it was just a really great place to sit down and have drinks. Haha oh man and the drinks! 6EUR got you 800ml (800ML) of your cocktail. Needless to say Skeleton Jizz was my poision of choice and it destroyed me.


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After that we went to Tolmin for Metal Camp and I just say, move over Party San, I now have a new favourite festival! There was a river right next to the camp site so when you woke up hungover and stinking of sweat, you just grabbed and towel and went for a dip! The water was run-off from the mountains so it was fucking COLD, but thats probably what made it so awesome. Sinking beer with friends in a freezing lake while chatting up foreign women while listening to metal, that is what festivals should be like haha.

Haha oh man, and speaking of picking up women... Out of all the chicks I talked to that I maybe, juuuust maybe had a chance with (oh how I will sorely miss those Finnish sisters...) I ended up picking up what was definitively the biggest whore of the festival. I have pics to prove it but I can't upload at the moment... Hell my mate has a video of what happened, I'll be sure to link when its available I still had a great time, but in hindsight I don't know how she sleeps at night haha.

MESHUGGAH!!!! Holy fucking shit Meshuggah. Never have I milled so much and so hard for a band. I didn't get too much footage of them because my neck and my hair just took over and that was the end of it. I got instantly intoxicated with the sound they were creating and it was one of the greatest live music experiences of my life

But even they really paled in comparison with what happened in Behemoth.

It'd already been raining a decent amount for the past few hours. I was only wearing a hoodie, but it was managing to keep the rain out for the time being because I love this band and I wasn't gonna let a bit of water get in the way. As their set starts, the rain slowly gets harder, and the wind behind me slowwwly gets stronger. But the songs just keep getting more and more awesome, they're playing a "Terrys favourite Behemoth" setlist. Then they hit it, Conquer All. And Mother Nature cracks the fuckn SHITS. The weather effects triple-fold in intenisty. The rain is getting whipped onto the stage and I'm in a milling fucking frenzy.
The speakers start to short out, the band feedback shorts out, Nerguls guitar fucks up, but they keep playing and I keep thrashing. The rain is coming down like a tsunami but we're all still there, all still DESTROYING ALL!!!!

When the song ends the band leaves a completely annhilated stage. I look to my chick friend, my only friend who stayed with me, and we hug. We embrace for what feels like hours because we both realise what we'd just experienced. What we're not likely to experience again.


FUCKING

METAL

NIRVANA

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I've got alot more to say (Venice is beautiful ) but I'm all out of time. I'll dedicate a new song next blog


Stay metal