About Me

I don't understand why I'm not more popular.

age: 33 (Apr 03, 1979)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2004

occupation: ex coelis oblatus

body mods: The Map to Blackbeard's treasure tatooed on my rump.

makes me happy: hot apple pie and cocaine

gets me hot: not much

into: distractions. oompah bands. crocodile mile.

most humbling moment: We'd have to be friends