About Me
I don't understand why I'm not more popular.
age: 33 (Apr 03, 1979)
MEMBER SINCE: October 2004
occupation: ex coelis oblatus
body mods: The Map to Blackbeard's treasure tatooed on my rump.
makes me happy: hot apple pie and cocaine
gets me hot: not much
into: distractions. oompah bands. crocodile mile.
most humbling moment: We'd have to be friends




