age: 35 (May 09, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2008

occupation: Poker Dealer

sign: Taurus

crush: Rosario Dawson, mmmmhmmmm

stats: No wifey No kids 3 Broken hearts 2for4 with 3RBIs and a Home Run

fantasy: Waking up EVERY morning to a better world, and a GOOD woman to share it with.

body mods: Just this pesky belly!

most humbling moment: Penis Party at the Pub

makes me happy: being corny, making fart noises when people bend over, Mexican food, old school hip hop, hugs, my lucky eyebrow hair

makes me sad: humanity, greed, my little wiener, powerfull people who are stupid, spilt milk

into: High fives, fat laces, girls in Chuck Taylors, natural beauty, oil paints, potty humor, PB&J, people who speak before they think, booty bumps, doing the robot,

heroes: Frank Lucas, Leonardo Devinci, Alexander the Great, Russel Simmons, My Dad, King Leonidas, Hunter S. Thompson, Christopher Wallace, Kevin Smith, Richard Pryor, Mumia Abu-Jamal