age: 36 (May 09, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2008

occupation: Poker Dealer

most humbling moment: Penis Party at the Pub

fantasy: Waking up EVERY morning to a better world, and a GOOD woman to share it with.

i lost my virginity: Listening to Son of a Preacher Man

body mods: Just this pesky belly!

makes me sad: humanity, greed, my little wiener, powerfull people who are stupid, spilt milk

gets me hot: Girls in Chuck Taylors, short dark hair, pigtails and glasses, honesty, morals, girls who fart and laugh it off,

makes me happy: being corny, making fart noises when people bend over, Mexican food, old school hip hop, hugs, my lucky eyebrow hair

crush: Rosario Dawson, mmmmhmmmm

stats: No wifey No kids 3 Broken hearts 2for4 with 3RBIs and a Home Run

heroes: Frank Lucas, Leonardo Devinci, Alexander the Great, Russel Simmons, My Dad, King Leonidas, Hunter S. Thompson, Christopher Wallace, Kevin Smith, Richard Pryor, Mumia Abu-Jamal