age: 27 (Nov 09, 1984)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2004

occupation: stylist

i lost my virginity: i was on the highway and i rolled down the window and it flew out.

most humbling moment: when i punched this homeless guy in the pooper

makes me happy: phone books

gets me hot: the oven.

into: cosmetology.black metal. fat chicks.

stats: i have a big ass

makes me sad: christian slater.

crush: sir ian of hamilton

fantasy: no.

body mods: i have a picture of gary busey tattooed on ma vag flaps