age: 28 (Feb 01, 1984)
MEMBER SINCE: December 2005
occupation: That asshole who gets paid cutting your water off and Volunteer Firefighter
fantasy: Petting the evil puppy.
body mods: 2 nipples, 1 ear lobe, 1 tattoo so far
gets me hot: Your milkshake when it brings me to the yard. Damn right it's better than theirs.
into: Pillaging towns and slipping on nuts.
sign: Was a stupid movie
most humbling moment: Super Drunk Mode Level 7
i lost my virginity: To a dead fish.
crush: A bottle of Jack
heroes: Bill Hicks, Deadpool, Mike Patton, and Too Much Coffee Man
stats: Pure Awesomeness Fury


























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