age: 40 (Dec 09, 1972)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2003

occupation: I work in a sex shop and get really sick of hearing "I'm just looking."

stats: I came on Eileen

sign: ...here, here and here...

heroes: All of my heroes are dead.

crush: Yeah, I have a current crush. So there.

most humbling moment: June 22, 1987. Funny how you remember the exact date.

into: being an emaciated, reclusive drunken comic book nerd; old photographs and photography in general, working on my school of thought, dogs, vitamins, jagermeister, extremely long showers, porn,

gets me hot: nerds, a sense of humor, laughter, vulgarity, girls in wife beaters, common and book sense, self confidence

i lost my virginity: I did! Isn't that amazing?!

makes me happy: laughing at stupid stuff, puppies, having a drink with someone other than myself, when famous people get arrested, music.

fantasy: To do the Party Boy dance with Chris Pontius.