age: 39 (Apr 15, 1972)
MEMBER SINCE: December 2004
occupation: general malaise
sign: squeeze left
crush: noam chomsky
body mods: ink, holes
makes me sad: stupid people, hormones
stats: behavioral
makes me happy: candy, bunnies, ferrets, cheese, my sisters, dancing silly, reading, trees, the ocean, driving stick, night-time, Noise, sleeping... i could go on and on, im a pretty happy person.
gets me hot: shoulders, wrists, chains, metal, men wearing eyeliner, sexy women, driving fast, motown, funk, roleplaying...
i lost my virginity: at 16 to chris kaye (some rich boy asshole whose dad owned a car dealership) while the cult's 'she sells sanctuary' was playing... i dont think i even took my pants off all the way... it was so lame.
most humbling moment: who the hell knows... im sure to other people there are many to choose from.
into: i like stuff.. is there really a difference between what im 'into' and what 'makes me happy' ? hmmmm.....
lets seeeeeee.. whats new? i love my job.. i work from home, yay! now if i could only figure out a way to use my laptop.. oh yeah, i got a brand spankin new laptop, its a macbook and i love it. i never thought i would say that about a mac
i think most of the movies on my queue are MST3K.. damn i love that show.. even the mike episodes. im having surgery at the end of the month.. the ovary that ate rachel has struck again. turns out ive been carrying around a cyst the size of a large cantaloupe for the better part of this year. no wonder i had to buy all new pants.. how the hell do i get rid of that annoying paragraph about me at the top of the page? i think i should change my picture.. im sick of that one.
thats all for now....





















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