age: 41 (Jun 17, 1970)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2003

occupation: Professional, um, something

stats: You have no idea

crush: Enid Coleslaw

body mods: I have a tattoo of Kyra Schon on my calf, and some random Japanese stuff on my legs

gets me hot: Girls with glasses, loud, disorienting noises and drones.

why i did sg: Oh, come on, I'll give you a guess or two.

into: Noise Music, Crappy Movies, Video Gaming (gee, you probably hadn't guessed that one, had you?), self-deprecation.

i lost my virginity: When I was a young 'un. Ask me, and I'll drone on and on and on and on and...

fantasy: If I were a cloud you'd visit me... every night and every morning. And inbetween those times I'm floating towards you....